Your choices are: Make two 1/1 red and white Soldier creature tokens with haste, and they come into play tapped and attacking
It has a splashy effect that is viable in no other format but Commander, and Scourge allows you to dabble in the politics of Commander games (unlike say, Thundermaw Hellkite who just Hulk smashes an unfortunate opponent)
Theres a lot more work than letting someone else do it, and then latching onto that and trying to innovate from that point. Despite this, Reklev tells us that he doesnt spend too much time obsessing over English translations of Japanese cards
Among commons, Pactdoll Terror shines brightest in blue-black, counting as an artifact to fuel Haunt the Networks drain effect while adding additional drains when the Thopters enter the battlefield
As always, I'm eager for any feedback, be it about today's column, any of the cards I talked about, or on Foundations itself