Answers Let's finish this deck with answers
By the way, why is it wearing such an angry expression on its face
That makes the foiled cards more obvious due to the light color of the text box
Considering Kelloggs knack for literal kidnapping, this card seems to reveal the price of a child in MTGs Fallout universe

Braids, Conjurer Adept Braids, Conjurer Adept | Illustration by Zoltan Boros & Gabor Szikszai Commander (1) Planeswalker (1) Creature (21) Archetype of Imagination Artisan of Kozilek Blightsteel Colossus Breaching Leviathan Bringer of the Blue Dawn Darksteel Colossus Emrakul, the Promised End Grozoth Inkwell Leviathan Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur Kozilek, the Great Distortion Mulldrifter Nullstone Gargoyle Platinum Angel Platinum Emperion Siren Stormtamer Thassa, God of the Sea Torrential Gearhulk Tribute Mage Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre Void Winnower Instant (16) Brainstorm Counterspell Cyclonic Rift Disrupt Fact or Fiction Force of Will Frantic Search Mana Drain Mystical Tutor Negate Pact of Negation Pongify Pull from Tomorrow Rapid Hybridization Reality Shift Swan Song Sorcery (5) Blatant Thievery Clone Legion Compulsive Research Expropriate Treasure Cruise Enchantment (5) Back to Basics Mystic Remora Omniscience Propaganda Rhystic Study Artifact (14) Caged Sun Darksteel Forge Doubling Cube Extraplanar Lens Lightning Greaves Mindslaver Sensei's Divining Top Sol Ring The Immortal Sun The Magic Mirror Thought Vessel Thran Dynamo Treasure Map Vedalken Orrery Land (37) Ancient Tomb Island x29 Lonely Sandbar Myriad Landscape Reliquary Tower Riptide Laboratory Scrying Sheets Strip Mine Winding Canyons Braids, Conjurer Adept can be a scary commander to see on the board, and for good reason
